If you left your helmet nachos at your seat tonight, it looks like this seagull wolfed it all down?
Members of the animal kingdom are not required to abide by the laws we humans must follow when going to baseball games. They're free to run around on the field if the inspiration strikes, while we are not.
If you, a human, buy a big tub of nachos in a souvenir baseball helmet from the concession stand, it's yours. It's for you. But -- and here's where we differ from said animals -- if you leave your helmet nachos unattended for whatever reason, it becomes the possession of the birds. Or in the case of Tuesday night's White Sox-Indians game, one seagull.
I just hope those weren't your nachos, because they definitely aren't yours anymore.