A-Rod's daughter Ella writes precious tell-all about him for school assignment

Alex Rodriguez's daughter Ella was recently assigned a very important task at school: Write a report about her father.
Specifically, she was asked to fill out a questionnaire about her dad, and her answers were delightful enough to prompt A-Rod to share them on social media -- and poke a bit of fun at himself in the process.

Ella's Parents Day assignment! ?? it honey. Daddy isn't 43 yet but by then, I promise I'll know how to cut an ?. pic.twitter.com/mFJy2oj4pV

— Alex Rodriguez (@AROD) May 28, 2016

The more amusing of Ella's answers provided some interesting insight into Alex Rodriguez, Family Man, such as:
1. He apparently doesn't cook.
2. He has proficient typing skills on his Blackberry.
3. Cutting an apple is a rare enough occurrence to warrant its selection as the "craziest" thing he's ever done.
Don't sweat it, A-Rod -- apples can be tricky!