Clint Frazier wants facial hair like Bryce Harper, but Harper reminds him it can't be so

There are many things to admire about Bryce Harper. His swing, his really long home runs, his rocket arm, his Harambe tributes ...
But the greatest thing about Bryce Harper has to be, without question, his godly hair and beard:

Clint Frazier agreed and believed he could one-up the Nats phenom this season:

Harper quickly reminded Frazier that he was on the Yankees and, um, that whole facial hair thing might not fly:

Wait for what? Your beard and hair will be gone real quick..???♂?(sorry didn't have a ginger) Gotta respect it! #CleanCut https://t.co/8ZdrWdieRw

— Bryce Harper (@bryceharper3) January 5, 2017

Although being on the Yankees does have its benefits. Mainly those 27 World Series titles: