Behold the glory and horror of dozens of Vin Scullys in this Dodgers team photo
With Vin Scully's last game rapidly approaching, the dream of cloning the announcer and having hundreds of them wandering around, teaching you about pirates and beards and any number of subjects, sounds really appealing.
Turns out: It would be kind of terrifying. The Dodgers proved that before taking on the Cubs on Friday. To honor the legendary broadcaster, the team took a photo with everyone covering their faces with a Vin Scully mask.
Vins. ? pic.twitter.com/wzCs7gitGD
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) August 27, 2016
Of course, if Vin was around to narrate this, he'd probably give a history of the mask, explain how the stone mask at the Musée Bible et Terre Sainte is likely the oldest mask in the world and then break down the mask's usage in popular culture from "The Masque of the Red Death" to "Halloween."
You know what, I take it back. Please make hundreds of Vin Scully clones.