If Bryce Harper wants to eat Fruity Pebbles at midnight, you'd best believe Bryce Harper will eat Fruity Pebbles at midnight

He can, because he's Bryce Harper. And he does, as he told the Washington Post:
"I just eat as much as I can ... I don't really care. I don't really have a diet. I'm still going to eat Fruity Pebbles and Captain Crunch and all these cereals at 12 o'clock at night. I don't really care."
Keep doing you, Bryce.
-- Dan Wohl / MLB.com
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