Jose Abreu attempted to hit a home run in ping pong ... but that's not how ping pong works
(Charles Rex Arbogast)
So, you can't really blame Abreu for trying to hit a home run during a White Sox ping pong event on Thursday night. He can't help himself.
Sadly for @79JoseAbreu, there are no home runs in table tennis... ? pic.twitter.com/0mJynFavPi
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) January 27, 2017
Style points? 100. Real, actual ping pong points? Zero.