Get your first look at the Mariners' truly delightful James Paxton fanny packs

One of the true joys of every offseason is poring over promotional schedules for the next year -- which team will come up with the most outrageous throwback or bobblehead? With all due respect to Jedi Aaron Judge, one 2018 event in particular caught our eye: the Mariners' '90s Night, complete with a James Paxton fanny pack.

Throw on your overalls and grab your mood ring. '90s Night is May 5th, 2018 at @SafecoField—with James Paxton Fanny Packs.

All single-game ?? are on sale Saturday at 10 a.m. https://t.co/xv2Z4akj2o pic.twitter.com/QuBIt8dUXE

— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) November 16, 2017

Because really, who wouldn't love the idea of one of baseball's strangest aces -- all 6-foot-4 of him -- wearing a fanny pack? (Or even a fanny Paxton. We'll show ourselves out.)
But the initial announcement left one thing out: an actual photo of the pack in question. So, for months, we waited and wondered what it might look like. On Friday afternoon, we finally got out answer -- and it's spectacular:

Oh snap.

Don't miss '90s Night, May 5th, when the first 10,000 fans take home a James Paxton Fanny Pack. https://t.co/6Yn7s51zJl pic.twitter.com/Xn86b1kIqZ

— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) March 2, 2018

Between the teal and the face pattern, this is guaranteed to bring the pack back.